I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
ill take the one in the red